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[Laura]

It's just clicking yes or no for two different questions.

[Race to Eden]

It's not a bad start.. but the controls are terrible. You move too quickly, the sprites are poorly drawn, and you jump way too high. It feels like a bad attempt at making a Super Mario clone.

BAEntertainment responds:

Yeah, sorry still a work in progress. It was a condition of our uni assignment to have it uploaded by 5 Oct which is why it's still glitchy. Thanks for the review

[Crypt Shyfter: Dinosaur Wizard]

It's a good game, but it's a bit too short. Also, the font is annoying to read. Can you go back to the font you were using before Atomic Angel?

CaptainJackTHAC0 responds:

i can do that :)

[Pirate Movie Tycoon]

Not a game. Just clicking one button and making money.

[Path of Atlon]

The first thing I noticed was the text speed was too slow, it made reading text kind of tedious. There's also an issue with the combat system. You miss your attacks way too often, I had to replay the first fight many times before I could win. The combat was just boring and there was very little skill to it, it was mostly luck. I quit after that, because I got bored of the game.

[Genghis Khan]

Not bad for a game from 2008, but it's historically inaccurate. The Mongols very rarely used spearmen or swordmen. Most of their army was based on archers on horseback, and they also had a very strong cavalry.

[KeyboardWars]

It's not bad, but there are some issues. Firstly, there's no health bar. You can't tell if you are doing damage or not. Also, there's no instructions. Also the "shoot" buttons are in a bad place, I don't think the "n" and "c" keys work very well. Perhaps the q and p buttons, or space and click? And there's no boundary, you can just go off the screen.

This has the potential to be decent, but it needs improvements.
EDIT: You added the health bar and put in instructions, so I'm adding half a star to the rating. There's still the issue of going off screen, however. Otherwise, good job! It's fairly simple, but not every game is perfect, it's pretty good overall.

HappyCakedayGames responds:

That's a mistake from my part, there is actuallt a health bar but it's been cut out for some reason same with the key bindings picture it's also been cut out. And why i went with C and N were because if you go with Q and P you can't really move to the left on player 1 at the same time as you shoot and to the right with player 2 when you shoot! I will look into that right now and patch it! (Hopefully that drives up your rating too ;).)
Edit: The game has now been updated to fic the issues and added in a nextra level with a twist!

[Football (AI)]

It's way too easy, the AI isn't very good. It's also made in scratch, which isn't a good tool to create games. Because of it being made in scratch, the physics are a little weird. If you remade this game, it could be decent, but currently it's not really good, just holding down D at start will normally get you a goal.

[Galactic Safari]

It's a simple game, and isn't a new idea, but it's executed well. The art is done well, the gameplay is smooth, the music is a little annoying, but, it's good overall. There are two issues that I noticed. The first is that the game doesn't seem to get much harder from level to level, once you have a bunch of weapon upgrades it's pretty easy. Also, you can't crash and touch the ground in the game, and I don't see the reason why you can't.
This is a solid game though, keep up the good work!

ebuzzgames responds:

HI, thanks for the review! Do you mean the music volume is too high or that you find it annoying?

It was designed for my kids and it's already hard for them to get to level 5... If most people think it's too easy I'll make it harder then.

Thanks for your time!

[Boy Beach Run]

Really? You had to use Bart Simpson and call him "The Boy"?