Total Medals Earned: 566 (From 113 different games.) Total Medal Score: 10,880 Points
Medals Earned: 1/18 (10/240 points)
Kill the sea snakes in under 7 seconds
Crush the air ship in under 4 seconds
Kill 25 Angel Archers
Destroy the Castle
Destroy the Cathedral
Kill the dragon in under 7 seconds
Kill the Dragon Worm in under 6 seconds
Kill 500 fishes
Kill the Kraken in under 7 seconds
Kill the pirates in under 3 seconds
Kill the royal family
Crush 175 ships
Find 10 treasures
Kill 20 Unicorns
Kill 200 bats
Kill 22 Harpies
Kill the hydra in under 8 seconds
Kill 70 angel musicians
Medals Earned: 2/2 (15/15 points)
Begin the Game!
Die once
Medals Earned: 2/4 (50/125 points)
That's quite a busy reign
Kinghood suxx
Take the easy way out.
Grab your piece of eternal kingship
Medals Earned: 7/17 (145/480 points)
Crushing the balloon
Killing King Kong
Crushing the Air Racer
Crushing the Asteroid
Crushing the Coast Bomber
Crushing the Hindenburg Zeppelin
Crushing the tram
Catching 10 Baseballs
Crushin the Coast Guard Jet
Killing Osama Bin Laden
Killing Spiderman
Crushing Donald Trump's Jet
Crushing 65 Containers
Killing 28 Cows
Eating 15 Navy Soldiers
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 2/18 (35/275 points)
Kill 200 Cavemen!
Kill the second flying reptile in under 5 seconds!
Destroy 75 rafts!
Kill 17 swimming birds!
Cut off 80 crocodiles limbs!
Crush 12 dinosaur eggs!
Kill 500 fishes!
Kill 40 flying birds!
Kill 12 hippos!
Kill 35 running birds!
Crush 100 shells!
Kill 6 giant spiders!
Kill the dragonfly in under 5 seconds!
Kill the first flying reptile in under 5 seconds!
Kill the giant turtle in under 30 seconds!
Cut off 25 plesiosaur limbs!
Kill the third flying reptile in under 5 seconds!
Crush 10 giant trees!
Medals Earned: 1/1 (5/5 points)
You now have yourself a completed speech.
Medals Earned: 4/7 (70/205 points)
Find and reclaim the big graveyard
Kill 100 zombies
Win the game on any difficulty
Kill 100,000 zombies (cumulative)
Lose the game
Find all five endings (cumulative)
Win the game on Impossible difficulty
Medals Earned: 10/11 (345/395 points)
Please tell me you were just trying to get this medal.
You monster.
What you should have done is really obvious.
Liar, liar...you get where this is going.
You found a stalker!
Good luck with your new career.
Sure, it's just a video game, but also, you killed someone.
You're going to be such a good zookeeper.
...
I hope you chose the money.
And you should be damn proud.
Medals Earned: 1/11 (10/110 points)
You climbed the tower as a sorceress.
You climbed the tower as a barbarian.
You climbed the tower as a knight.
You climbed the tower as a monk.
You climbed the tower as a ninja.
You climbed the tower as a paladin.
You climbed the tower as a priest.
You climbed the tower as a ranger.
You climbed the tower as a thief.
You climbed the tower as a warrior.
You climbed the tower as a wizard.
Medals Earned: 1/4 (10/40 points)
You completed to ending 2.
You completed to ending 1.
You completed to ending 3.
You completed to ending 4.