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Total Medals Earned: 566 (From 113 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 10,880 Points

Medieval Shark

Medals Earned: 1/18 (10/240 points)

Sea Snakes 10 Points

Kill the sea snakes in under 7 seconds

Air Ship 10 Points

Crush the air ship in under 4 seconds

Archers 10 Points

Kill 25 Angel Archers

Castle 10 Points

Destroy the Castle

Cathedral 10 Points

Destroy the Cathedral

Dragon 10 Points

Kill the dragon in under 7 seconds

Dragon Worm 10 Points

Kill the Dragon Worm in under 6 seconds

Fishes 10 Points

Kill 500 fishes

Kraken 10 Points

Kill the Kraken in under 7 seconds

Pirates 10 Points

Kill the pirates in under 3 seconds

Royals 10 Points

Kill the royal family

Ships 10 Points

Crush 175 ships

Treasures 10 Points

Find 10 treasures

Unicorns 10 Points

Kill 20 Unicorns

Bats 25 Points

Kill 200 bats

Harpies 25 Points

Kill 22 Harpies

Hydra 25 Points

Kill the hydra in under 8 seconds

Musicians 25 Points

Kill 70 angel musicians

Mouse Under Siege

Medals Earned: 2/2 (15/15 points)

Mouse Hunt 5 Points

Begin the Game!

Sad Death Of Mouse 10 Points

Die once

MURDER

Medals Earned: 2/4 (50/125 points)

Party In The Dungeon 25 Points

That's quite a busy reign

Whyyyyy? 25 Points

Kinghood suxx

Love Always Remains 25 Points

Take the easy way out.

Eternity 50 Points

Grab your piece of eternal kingship

New York Shark

Medals Earned: 7/17 (145/480 points)

Balloon 10 Points

Crushing the balloon

King Kong 10 Points

Killing King Kong

Air Racer 25 Points

Crushing the Air Racer

Asteroid 25 Points

Crushing the Asteroid

Coast Bomber 25 Points

Crushing the Coast Bomber

Hindenburg 25 Points

Crushing the Hindenburg Zeppelin

Tram 25 Points

Crushing the tram

Baseballs 25 Points

Catching 10 Baseballs

Coast Guard 25 Points

Crushin the Coast Guard Jet

Osama 25 Points

Killing Osama Bin Laden

Spiderman 25 Points

Killing Spiderman

Trump Jet 25 Points

Crushing Donald Trump's Jet

Containers 50 Points

Crushing 65 Containers

Cows 50 Points

Killing 28 Cows

Navy 50 Points

Eating 15 Navy Soldiers

Secret Medal ????? Points

Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!

Secret Medal ????? Points

Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!

Prehistoric Shark

Medals Earned: 2/18 (35/275 points)

Cavemen 10 Points

Kill 200 Cavemen!

Second Flying Reptile 25 Points

Kill the second flying reptile in under 5 seconds!

Rafts 5 Points

Destroy 75 rafts!

Swimming Birds 5 Points

Kill 17 swimming birds!

Crocodiles Limbs 10 Points

Cut off 80 crocodiles limbs!

Eggs 10 Points

Crush 12 dinosaur eggs!

Fishes 10 Points

Kill 500 fishes!

Flying Birds 10 Points

Kill 40 flying birds!

Hippos 10 Points

Kill 12 hippos!

Running Birds 10 Points

Kill 35 running birds!

Shells 10 Points

Crush 100 shells!

Spiders 10 Points

Kill 6 giant spiders!

Dragonfly 25 Points

Kill the dragonfly in under 5 seconds!

First Flying Reptile 25 Points

Kill the first flying reptile in under 5 seconds!

Giant Turtle 25 Points

Kill the giant turtle in under 30 seconds!

Plesio Limbs 25 Points

Cut off 25 plesiosaur limbs!

Third Flying Reptile 25 Points

Kill the third flying reptile in under 5 seconds!

Trees 25 Points

Crush 10 giant trees!

Presidential Speech Generator

Medals Earned: 1/1 (5/5 points)

The Eagle has Landed 5 Points

You now have yourself a completed speech.

Rebuild 2

Medals Earned: 4/7 (70/205 points)

The Necropolis 5 Points

Find and reclaim the big graveyard

Zed Slayer 5 Points

Kill 100 zombies

Victory at Last 10 Points

Win the game on any difficulty

Mountain of Bodies 50 Points

Kill 100,000 zombies (cumulative)

The Bitter End 10 Points

Lose the game

Completionist 25 Points

Find all five endings (cumulative)

Impossible! 100 Points

Win the game on Impossible difficulty

Ridiculous Text Adventures

Medals Earned: 10/11 (345/395 points)

How stupid are you? 5 Points

Please tell me you were just trying to get this medal.

Suicide 5 Points

You monster.

That was smart 5 Points

What you should have done is really obvious.

Your pants are on fire 5 Points

Liar, liar...you get where this is going.

AI never gives up 25 Points

You found a stalker!

Undiscovered, but also working as a toilet cleaner 25 Points

Good luck with your new career.

You are a murderer 25 Points

Sure, it's just a video game, but also, you killed someone.

Nailed the interview 50 Points

You're going to be such a good zookeeper.

The only kind of emotional ending in the entire game 100 Points

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You made a deal! 100 Points

I hope you chose the money.

You are the chair 50 Points

And you should be damn proud.

Rise

Medals Earned: 1/11 (10/110 points)

Sorceress 10 Points

You climbed the tower as a sorceress.

Barbarian 10 Points

You climbed the tower as a barbarian.

Knight 10 Points

You climbed the tower as a knight.

Monk 10 Points

You climbed the tower as a monk.

Ninja 10 Points

You climbed the tower as a ninja.

Paladin 10 Points

You climbed the tower as a paladin.

Priest 10 Points

You climbed the tower as a priest.

Ranger 10 Points

You climbed the tower as a ranger.

Thief 10 Points

You climbed the tower as a thief.

Warrior 10 Points

You climbed the tower as a warrior.

Wizard 10 Points

You climbed the tower as a wizard.

Riverside

Medals Earned: 1/4 (10/40 points)

Ending #2 10 Points

You completed to ending 2.

Ending #1 10 Points

You completed to ending 1.

Ending #3 10 Points

You completed to ending 3.

Ending #4 10 Points

You completed to ending 4.